everyday questions

Questions that I've come up with from the events that happened today in sequential order:

• Why does it take 20 minutes of mental prep and a half hour to get out of the house to make a trip to the grocery store to return canola oil?
• Why do you always get stuck in a line behind some woman who is arguing with the cashier over 2 dollars AFTER you have emptied all your groceries on the belt? Don't forget about the fussy baby in the cart.
  
• Why is it that no one helps you open the door when you have a stroller?
• Why does Buddy's soother always fall on something nasty? Like on the floor right in the same spot the lady just mopped up with that "clean" water? FACE DOWN!
• Why do people have staring problems?
• How do you manage to sweat from just walking to the mailbox?
• Why do teens congregate at the neighbourhood park and try to act all macho and intimidating? (hmmmm lemme think about that, I think I used to be one)
• How did my stomach survive after drinking that ice-cap?
  
• How does a clean kitchen magically transform into a war zone as soon as Mr. Hubsters arrives home?
  
• How in the living earth did Buddy manage to carry groceries from the dining room to the kitchen? A bag of cat food on the left hand along with a bag of brown sugar on the right hand? He's only 20 pounds.